going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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