so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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