your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize
