we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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