just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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