He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I can't turn off my feet"
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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