You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
