Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
