Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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