god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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