don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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