im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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