We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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