So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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