I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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