I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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