It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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