please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
farters have to be the big spoon...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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