my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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