More tranny stories later!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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