so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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