My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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