No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You smell like stripper and shame
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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