I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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