The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
