People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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