ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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