quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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