just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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