she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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