im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We got so high we made milksteak
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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