How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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