We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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