Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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