So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I wish you could order shots online.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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