how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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