yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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