i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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