in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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