The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
