So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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