Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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