I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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