you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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