I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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