Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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