The maid of honor just puked.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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