Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
either way he was missing a nipple.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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