Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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