we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
