This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
my shit smells like andre
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? šš
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being āgoodā and 10 being ābanging a studentās fatherā, how bad is it that Iām banging a studentās father?
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