i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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