I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
we're chasing vodka with high fives
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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