rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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