I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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